REMEMBERING SOMETHING YOU HAD TO DO LAST SECOND
Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
You Are My Sunshine by Johnny Cash
I absolutely must not die until the first giant robot is created.
finding out an online friend is attractive
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
DON’T HAVE OCS BECAUSE I WILL MAKE THEM INTERACT WITH MY OCS AND THEY’LL BE FRIENDS AND I WILL DRAW THEM AND IT’LL ALWAYS END IN HEARTACHE